Horror movies can't scare me, which one do you think would do the trick?

My husband is the same way. I jump at every corny thing....you know...those moments in the horror movie where the music gets loud and you know something's gonna happen...well, I STILL jump! He laughs at me. :) The reason he doesn't get scared is because he fundamentally understands that it's a movie...not real life...and the chances of anything like that ever happening in real life are zilch. So he doesn't get scared. Good for you that you don't get scared. Just enjoy the movies!